Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

For all of you who enjoy a good Anne-story I thought I'd share a few of my favorites on here.

Anne (age 2) March 6, 2010: Woke up crying at 3:00 am. Trent went into her room to ask what was wrong. She cried, "It pinched me!" Trent said, "What pinched you???" She said, "The little monkey pinched me!!" I guess she was dreaming.

Anne (age 2) Mama asked her what she wants to be when she grow up. Anne said, "I want to be a wolf!"

Anne (age 2 1/2): Trent took a phone call and it was a political survey. Anne wanted to know who he was talking to so I tried to explain it and we ended up role-playing. This was our conversation:
         Mama: How do you feel about Barak Obama?
         Anne: (shrugs): It's a good name ..... for a dog.
She was so serious and straight-faced when she said this. It was absolutely hilarious because she really didn't know what she was talking about, it was just her first thought upon hearing that name.

Anne (almost 3) was taking a bath. She asked Trent if she could see his armpit. Then she lifted up her arm and said, "I don't have fur in my armpit!"

Abbey (21 months): stood on an upside down basked, tumbled off, hit the couch and landed on the floor. She stood up and said, "HOLY MOLY"

January 2011: Anne and Abbey were in their room playing when they were supposed to be sleeping. Suddenly Anne started crying and screaming. Trent called through the door, "Anne, what's wrong?" She responded as she cried, "I told Abbey to bite me and she did..... really hard!!" A few minutes later we heard her saying, "Abbey, don't EVER do THAT Again!!"

Anne (age 3): 7 am at the breakfast table. "Daddy, does God have nipples?"

Anne (age 3): was in need of distraction at breakfast. I asked if Annie had any dreams last night. She said, "Yeah, I dreamed wolves and sparrows and munk-chunks (chipmunks) were eating me." Daddy asked, "Didn't that hurt?" Anne laughed and said, "No! It wasn't real, it was just a dream!!"

Anne (age 3) Abbey (age 23 months) were talking about all of their grandpas. Abbey was saying, "Paw-Paw", and Anne was trying to explain who Great-Grandpa Parmarter was. Anne said, "Well, Abbey, some grandpas are great, and some are just good."


Magdalena (11months) Trent was in the other room and passed gas loudly. Maggie instantly imitated the fart noise with her mouth.

Anne (3 1/2 year) at Aunt Stacy's wedding Marty Sommerfeld was singing "God blessed the broken Road" and Anne loudly asked, "What broken road???"

Anne (4) Abbey (2 1/2) were in their room supposed to be sleeping they were singing "Peter and John went to pray" but they changed the chorus to "he went walking and POOPING and praising God". Obviously this was Anne's doing and Abbey was laughing hysterically. Wouldn't you know the next day (Sunday) Abbey's Sunday School lesson was the lame man and she sang "Walking and pooping" in her class!!

Anne (4) was throwing a fit in her room. We heard her saying, "I just can't bear this any longer!"

Anne (4) Abbey (2 3/4) at lunch
Anne, "You know, groundhog day is coming up."
Abbey, "Oh... what's that?"
Anne, "It's when the groundhogs come out of their holes and the men shoot them when they pop their heads up."
Abbey, "Oh.... Paw-Paw has a gun."

Abbey (almost 3) said to Annie, "DO NOT mangle up my kitty sticker!"

Anne (4 1/2 years) We were talking about heaven and Annie said, "Granny's in heaven" (Granny is Trent's paternal grandmother). Trent and I both said, "Aww... yeah, Granny's in heaven." Annie siad, "Yeah, I bet she's in heaven scolding God."

Anne (4 1/2 years) "Mom! My cow hurts" (Meaning her calf.)

Maggie (22 months) "Emily, I want more of that." {at breakfast, meaning cereal}

Maggie (almost 2) We were in line at KMart and there was a man with longish hair in a ponytail. Maggie said {very loudly} "Is that Jesus??? MOMMMY!! Is that JESUS!!??"

Maggie (age 2) I was trying to help her up on the rocking chair and I accidently poked her under her eye. She said, "Ouch, my ankle!"

Abbey (almost 4) was in the bath and held a wide tooth comb over her chest. She exclaimed, "Look! My nipples are in jail!"

Anne (5) Abbey (almost 4) Maggie (2 1/2) I asked them what they want to be when they grow up. Their responses:
Anne "A nurse"
Abbey "A foster mom"
Maggie, "A foster kid."

Hope these were for for you to read!!